I completely adore my baby...even though there's not much baby left.
I love that he tells everyone he is, "Mommy's Baby!"
I love that when he takes a bath and wants soap he says, "Dot Dot Not A Lot!"
I find it hilarious that he thinks he can put anything in the dryer and it magically comes out clean!
Waaaaay too fucking old for a pacifier... way too fucking old. What's the matter with you, Cruz's Mama???!!! Also: the male genital mutilation (mgm)? Cruel. Stupid. Out-Of-Date: American (Whites)-thing to do.
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